I Peed Out My Baby

Last night I realized that I had a gyno visit on Wednesday so I better do some tree trimming, as it were, which I do on the toilet.  So, I trim.  And then I pee.  And, somewhere between trimming and peeing and probably because baby brain can make you a little loopy, I forgot that I trimmed.  And I glance down, see a patch of trimmings floating around, and for the briefest of moments, my brain goes, "Oh my God! I've peed out my baby!"  True story.