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I Peed Out My Baby
by Liza in

Last night I realized that I had a gyno visit on Wednesday so I better do some tree trimming, as it were, which I do on the toilet.  So, I trim.  And then I pee.  And, somewhere between trimming and peeing and probably because baby brain can make you a little loopy, I forgot that I trimmed.  And I glance down, see a patch of trimmings floating around, and for the briefest of moments, my brain goes, "Oh my God! I've peed out my baby!"  True story.


Anonymous said...

haha. That is too funny.

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