3:22am - me, sleeping soundly3:23am - The Husband and his big legs (he's got these crazy, hard as a rock, all-muscle thighs and calves) come flopping over right on top of me.me: (start doing a swimming kick with my legs in efforts to get The Husband to roll over)TH: (waking slowly) oh, you're so annoying!me: ME? YOU'RE all on my side!TH: (rolling over) Butthole.me: Inside of a butthole.TH: Sh. Butthole.me: Inside of a butthole. Sh.TH: I'll fart on you.me: Doesn't matter I'm immune.TH: I'll still do it.me: I've built up antibodies.TH: (very softly and quickly) Sh.me: (practically at the same time in the same way) Sh.Cut to:...

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Name: Sampson (given to him by someone other than us, but we think it fits)Breed: Mutt, some kind of Daschund/Terrier/Awesome mixFavorite Hobbies: Sleeping, Barking at all things noisy (big trucks, the UPS truck, the FedEx truck, motorcycles, the guys who mow the grass in our apartment complex - he gets very angry at these people. I thought barking at this stuff was just what cartoon dogs did), Sleeping in our bed, Sleeping on his bed (which is a small couch in our bedroom), Sleeping on one of the two chairs in our office that provide a nice view of the street and other dogs enjoying freedom and sunshine while he is being...

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My husband is SO ready for a baby. Before we met, I think he was looking for someone to be a mother to his unborn children first and a wife second. He's been talking about babies and how he'll have tea parties with a daughter and play sports with a son (although, he has stated he will certainly invite the son to tea and the daughter to baseball). I told him I'd go off the pill for his 33rd birthday, which is in November, two weeks before I turn 30, 1 year and 7 months after our wedding and 3 years and 4.5 months after our first date.He's been talking about it more and more lately as it gets closer. One of the things we're...

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